My mom I think invented the greatest birthing theory in the world. It’s called the Theme Park Theory. It says for every child that you have …

and you must have an equal child for when you go to Disneyworld you are always riding with a family member.

Unlike the comment made by new friend Chyna:
“Nah just stick em in the back with the bottle being held by the creepy guy”

Ah the Michael Jackson Corollary!

So all you families with ODD #’s of children. WAKE up… or sit next to the creepy guy yourself.

EWWW I think he relieved himself