Today on the plane ride down to Ft. Worth I wrote a commercial dedicated to my buddy Marshall…

Since his Patriots sucked it up….

and his poker play is even worse…

and he bubbled a big cash by a donk.

Remember Tiltwiser beer …

Astin: ah tiltweiser… such a bitter beer to swallow

We salute you …

Tiltwiser Salutes YOU Mr. Fourth Place Finisher where they only pay three…

(sung) Mr. Fourth Place Finisher where they only pay three..

(Spoken)Yes, you busted your hump taking that shiny coin,

(Sung) PRETTY TOKEN

(Spoken) and turned into one token after another

(Sung) Boom shaka laka

(Spoken) But then find your way into a tier three donkfest where you find yourself screwed on the bubble

(Sung) Oh that’s Gotta Hurt

(Spoken) So we salute you Mr. Fourth Place Finisher where they only pay three, cause we’re not laughing with you… We’re laughing at you

(SUNG) Oh… Mr. Fourth Place Finisher where they only pay three.

Tiltweiser Beer, Lubbock, Texas