MiamiDon: dude seriously is DVT for real?
InstantTragedy: dvt? Sorry just walked in
MiamiDon: okay, Iron girl got me excited, guess she was playing around in her post
InstantTragedy: Hang on a sec… “put on the Whatcha Talkin about Willis T-Shirt”

Hmm let me read Irongirl’s Post

IronGirl says…
The DTV is trying to get up and running and coming to a blogger tourney chat near you. For those of you who have no idea what Im talking about ask IT thats Instant Tragedy, fellow blogger, poet and a dude who I think took one too many acid trips based on his chat posts. If he didnt do too many acid trips, then its me having a flashback.

So, Im going to try to rewrite Dire Straits classic Thats the way we do it, we play the hammer on the DTV… The DTV is the Donkey Television Network, to be hosted by none other then IG and Iggy. However, the contract terms are under review, and I need an agent. Ive heard Miami Don is one smooth talker or perhaps Jordan or Hoy would love to use their barrister skills to help the dwarf and I negotiate terms. I dont come cheap!! And I know the little man is really a big man at heart and well hes just the friggin blogfather to boot.

….Donkey Free Television…. AAHHHH Its an iidea Ive ben thrwing around

DTV…. Imagine a place where you get to see donkeys get their nuts kicked in EVERY HOUR. Where the best players get Donkied and then GET THEIR REVENGE!! The best guests, the best Hellmuthian rants…

Hosted by Iggy and Irongirl. They are in negotiations with me for the morning show

MiamiDon: seriously?

MiamiDon: i mean seriously

Heh… Wouldnt it be nice.

Let me win the powerball or the WSOP and we can talk You were mentioned for a show to air nights “The Final Scream with MiamiDon”

Where you get to make guests each week like waffles watch EVERY suckout that has ever happened to them until they scream,weeping for mercy. The quicker it is, the more money that is donated to charity.

I think Don’s brain is in overdrive…

MiamiDon: no problem, I’ll get some screamers

I knew you would!

UPDATE:

Revised Lyrics by Sean A. Donahue
All Rights Reserved

I want my, I want my DTV
I want my, I want my DTV

Now look at them yo-yo’s, that’s the way you do it
You play the Poker on that DTV
That ain’t workin’, that’s the way you do it
Poker for nothin’ and your chips for free
Now that ain’t workin’, that’s the way you do it
Lemme tell ya, them guys are dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb

{Refrain}
We got to bluff some early pots
Make em scared of our raises
We got to double up with our aces
We get to move to the feature table

The Canadian faggot with the earring and the makeup
Yeah, buddy, that’s his own hair
That Canadian faggot got his own jet airplane
That Canadian faggot he’s a millionaire

{Refrain}

I shoulda learned to play holdem
I shoulda learned to play them ducks
Look at that mama, he got it stickin’ in the camera
Man we could have some
And he’s up there, what’s that, Hawaiian noises
Bangin’ on the table like Hellmuth see
Oh, that ain’t workin’ that’s the way you do it
Get your money for nothin’ get rolled by chicks for free

{Refrain}

Now that ain’t workin’ that’s the way you do it
You play the poker on that DTV
That ain’t workin’ that’s the way you do it
Money for nothin’ and your chips for free

Money for nothin’ and chips for free
I want my, I want my, I want my DTV
{Repeat, ad lib to fade}